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Post the Weirdest/ funniest thing your parents have ever asked you here, along with your answer and story behind it. :blush-fox:

For me, it was about a year ago when my mom asked me: "Why is there an old milk jug filled with gas, some wire, and a battery in the driveway?" My response: "Ummmmm, i wasn't trying to make a bomb?" I said it with one of those "please dont kill me" smiles. Lol!
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Re: Weirdest/ funniest thing your parents have ever asked you?!?!?!?!
« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2011, 10:56:38 pm »
Why are all the Laptop screens upside down? asked my Dad.

On most computers, Crtl+alt + any arrow key = flipped screen.

I did it to all the Laptop at Wallmart. Its was funny seeing peoples reactions.

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Re: Weirdest/ funniest thing your parents have ever asked you?!?!?!?!
« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2011, 11:01:59 pm »
Why are all the Laptop screens upside down? asked my Dad.

On most computers, Crtl+alt + any arrow key = flipped screen.

I did it to all the Laptop at Wallmart. Its was funny seeing peoples reactions.

I immediately tried it, and it didnt work :(
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Re: Weirdest/ funniest thing your parents have ever asked you?!?!?!?!
« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2011, 12:49:51 am »
"Whats with you and hermaphrodites?"

When they asked this i just stared confused at the question and they just laughed.
To this day i wonder what the story behind that question was.
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Re: Weirdest/ funniest thing your parents have ever asked you?!?!?!?!
« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2011, 03:19:26 am »
I can't remember offhand, but I was asked a few specific questions, after I got back from my first convention.
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Re: Weirdest/ funniest thing your parents have ever asked you?!?!?!?!
« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2011, 03:38:21 am »
I had just had a fight with my parents the night before. They love to read the newspaper.

"Hey, where is the newspaper?"

Later. . .

"Why is the Bed filled with newspaper?"

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Re: Weirdest/ funniest thing your parents have ever asked you?!?!?!?!
« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2011, 06:56:02 am »
Son, why is there a drummer bunny on the computer screen?
(I was watching a movie called Hop, stopped it to let dad check some sport scores.)
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Re: Weirdest/ funniest thing your parents have ever asked you?!?!?!?!
« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2011, 12:05:53 pm »
Dad - "Thom, can you rearrange these words into a well known phrase - 'off fuck"

Mum - "What's taking you so long in the toilet, have you fallen in?"

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Re: Weirdest/ funniest thing your parents have ever asked you?!?!?!?!
« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2011, 11:29:58 pm »
Mum - "What's taking you so long in the toilet, have you fallen in?"

Oh, that's a common one around here (not sure if that is something to brag about. :P).
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Re: Weirdest/ funniest thing your parents have ever asked you?!?!?!?!
« Reply #9 on: August 03, 2011, 01:58:32 am »
Well the question was directed at my brother.Me,mom,and 16 year bro were in the kitchen.during a converson between mom and tyler,mom said'I am totally anal'and tyler burst out laughing,which made me laugh(It is contagus)mom said to tyler'Do you know anal doesnt just mean gay sex?'the funny part of it was she brought up anal to her teen children.(To clear things up i am bi,but parents dont know)

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Re: Weirdest/ funniest thing your parents have ever asked you?!?!?!?!
« Reply #10 on: August 06, 2011, 03:17:04 am »
Funny-
Mother: what does that folder on your desktop say
Me:Not porn
Her:Why do you have that
Me:So I know its not porn
Her:So whats in it
Me:music

Weird-
I come out of the bathroom after getting a shower and when i uncap my deodorant part of it was broke and when i put it on i guess some fell on my boxers ans stayed. So I exit the bathroom and my mom is going to the bathroom and looks down and says whats that. I look down and im like Oh that must of been my deodorant i dropped it before I got in the shower. She just looked at me like so thats what they call it now days.

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Re: Weirdest/ funniest thing your parents have ever asked you?!?!?!?!
« Reply #11 on: August 06, 2011, 09:38:19 pm »
These are mainly funny to me because I'm not really that great of a person :P

Mom: What do you think your job is at your age?
Me: MY job is to emotionally mislead you when I deem it entertaining.

and the second one

Mom: So what'd you do at school today?
Me: I got my History teacher to laugh
Mom: How'd you do that?
Me: I told him that the government was trying to steal my tortillas.

These are both true stories :P
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Re: Weirdest/ funniest thing your parents have ever asked you?!?!?!?!
« Reply #12 on: August 06, 2011, 09:50:15 pm »
This isnt really the question that was funny, it was our responses. Me and my freind were about to ride our bikes down to the marina here to go see the BC weekend fireworks.

Mum: Okay, you can go, but be safe. Also as long as anything you do doesnt involve sex, drugs, and rock and roll.
Me: C'mon Mum, you know me and (freind) are internet geeks and cant get any of that stuff... Aside from rock and roll, but we would be using the internet to get it.
Mum: True, true.

Short translation - My Mum's telling me I cant get laid or get drugs XD
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Re: Weirdest/ funniest thing your parents have ever asked you?!?!?!?!
« Reply #13 on: August 08, 2011, 12:36:38 pm »
This was more of something my mom said that was funny:
We were watching disney channel, and there were all these kids talking, and my mom was like
"You know these kids? I don't like 'em."
I don't know why I found it so funny, but I did.

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Re: Weirdest/ funniest thing your parents have ever asked you?!?!?!?!
« Reply #14 on: August 09, 2011, 10:58:42 pm »
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Re: Weirdest/ funniest thing your parents have ever asked you?!?!?!?!
« Reply #15 on: February 22, 2018, 07:23:56 pm »
Damn Donny! Back at it again reviving dead threads!

This is actually more like the most awkward thing my parents have asked me, but it's close enough.
The weirdest thing my parents have ever asked me happened like this

Mom- " Why aren't you a girl?
Me(at 12 years old) - "What?"
Mom"You have these gorgeous eyelashes that make you look so feminine and i just sometimes wonder, Why wasn't he born a girl."
Me - "Ummmmmmm........"

There are thousands amongst thousands of other weird questions my parents have asked me over the years.
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Re: Weirdest/ funniest thing your parents have ever asked you?!?!?!?!
« Reply #16 on: February 22, 2018, 11:50:20 pm »
me: i want a fursuit
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Re: Weirdest/ funniest thing your parents have ever asked you?!?!?!?!
« Reply #17 on: February 23, 2018, 09:25:53 pm »
Dad, @me after skating around at a GSA meeting: So you're a skate punk now, right?
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Re: Weirdest/ funniest thing your parents have ever asked you?!?!?!?!
« Reply #18 on: February 23, 2018, 10:16:14 pm »
"do you want to be a boy or something?!?"
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Re: Weirdest/ funniest thing your parents have ever asked you?!?!?!?!
« Reply #19 on: February 23, 2018, 10:22:56 pm »
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