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Natasha's Pregnant (APRIL FOOLS)
« on: April 01, 2012, 02:55:11 pm »
I posted about this earlier on Twitter, but...I'm pregnant.  So, I'll be taking an extended leave of absence in about 9 months to care for my new baby.

It wasn't really planned, but everyone I graduated high school with has a kid or three (if they're not in prison), so I figured I'd join the club.  It looks like fun!  Kids are cute!

Unfortunately, the dad isn't around.  I'm not 100% sure who he is, but there aren't many options; one was recently arrested for having a meth lab, and the other one was deported.  But, I'll just go it alone.  I can still have a successful, productive career as a single mom, right?

I appreciate your understanding and support :-)



As at least one person here observed, this entire post was an April Fools joke.  I'm not actually pregnant.  In fact, such a thing would be a physical impossibility, on a pretty big scale :-P

I'm flattered at the comments that I'd make a good mother, though, thank you.  And no, I wouldn't name my child Twilight Sparkle.

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Re: Natasha's Pregnant
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2012, 03:07:43 pm »
:O Congratulations Natasha! I'm sure your going to make a great mother, even if you are going at it alone. Make sure to keep us updated!!! :fox-:P:
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Re: Natasha's Pregnant
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2012, 03:16:44 pm »
Taking a trip to see Maury soon?
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Re: Natasha's Pregnant
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2012, 03:41:27 pm »
I posted about this earlier on Twitter, but...I'm pregnant.  So, I'll be taking an extended leave of absence in about 9 months to care for my new baby.

It wasn't really planned, but everyone I graduated high school with has a kid or three (if they're not in prison), so I figured I'd join the club.  It looks like fun!  Kids are cute!

Unfortunately, the dad isn't around.  I'm not 100% sure who he is, but there aren't many options; one was recently arrested for having a meth lab, and the other one was deported.  But, I'll just go it alone.  I can still have a successful, productive career as a single mom, right?

I appreciate your understanding and support :-)

I'm happy for you but it is april fools so I don't know if this is a joke or not D:.
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Re: Natasha's Pregnant
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2012, 03:49:24 pm »
Ooh, have you chosen a name yet? I've got a lot of good ones.  :fox-:):

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Re: Natasha's Pregnant
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2012, 03:54:10 pm »
Be sure to pack plenty of Gerber food for the little brat!
I'd also like the address for the gentleman with the meth lab for census purposes. Please PM me about it.
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Re: Natasha's Pregnant
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2012, 03:54:31 pm »
That's wonderful news, Natasha! I'm very confident that you will make a great parent for 'lil Softpaw. I look forward to learning of what name you'll decide to call your baby and possibly seeing pics of him/her. While you're busy doing things related to parenting, myself and the rest of the staff will keep this site in order; you can count on us!

I'm happy for you but it is april fools so I don't know if this is a joke or not D:.
No, I wouldn't count on this being an April fools prank. It's most likey just a bizarre coincidence that she would decide to tell us on this particular date.
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Re: Natasha's Pregnant
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2012, 04:00:49 pm »
Thanks so much, everyone!  :-D

Ooh, have you chosen a name yet? I've got a lot of good ones.  :fox-:):

Well, I asked around on Twitter, and "Twilight Sparkle" was the #1 recommendation, but I dunno.  I think it'll be a girl.
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Re: Natasha's Pregnant
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2012, 04:35:42 pm »
Twilight Sparkle??? do you want your kid to hate you?
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Re: Natasha's Pregnant
« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2012, 04:57:06 pm »
Congratulations natasha.Hope your baby will be happy and healthy.
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Re: Natasha's Pregnant
« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2012, 05:56:12 pm »
Rack up another vote for Twilight Sparkle.

Can I be the godfather? I've got personal connections to someone around here who calls themselves "Princess Celestia," and they're only a tiny bit shady.
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Re: Natasha's Pregnant
« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2012, 07:23:22 pm »
natasha that's amazing! i wish you the best of luck with everything :)

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Re: Natasha's Pregnant
« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2012, 09:11:41 pm »
As at least one person here observed, this entire post was an April Fools joke.  I'm not actually pregnant.  In fact, such a thing would be a physical impossibility, on a pretty big scale :-P

I'm flattered at the comments that I'd make a good mother, though, thank you.  And no, I wouldn't name my child Twilight Sparkle.

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Re: Natasha's Pregnant
« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2012, 09:14:05 pm »
I'm vaguely disappointed that you would name your kid Twilight Sparkle over Rarity. Really, Natasha? If it came down to it, you'd name your kid Twilight Sparkle? And not RARITY, the BEST PONY EVER?

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Re: Natasha's Pregnant (APRIL FOOLS)
« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2012, 09:24:08 pm »
Good one natasha.
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Re: Natasha's Pregnant
« Reply #15 on: April 01, 2012, 10:24:43 pm »
All of these responses

I'd also like the address for the gentleman with the meth lab for census purposes. Please PM me about it.

Especially that one
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Re: Natasha's Pregnant (APRIL FOOLS)
« Reply #16 on: April 02, 2012, 01:22:53 am »
 Ahhh, you got me! :fox-;):

EDIT: Being away from the forum for a while, I completely forgot why its physically impossible, but I just remembered xD
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Re: Natasha's Pregnant (APRIL FOOLS)
« Reply #17 on: April 02, 2012, 06:38:28 am »
I wasn't caught out :D .

I have avoided 7 april fools attempts and I feel awesome.
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Re: Natasha's Pregnant (APRIL FOOLS)
« Reply #18 on: April 02, 2012, 12:54:20 pm »
I kinda thought this from the start, considering the physical impossibilities on the massive scale - that you talked about.

I just didn't want to seem rude, inconsiderate. You might have been adopting or something, I don't know, and said pregnant because it's a nice thing to think? I don't know, I just felt if I posted something about it I'd be essentially slapping you in the face x_x