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Evil Dead (2013)
« on: April 05, 2013, 10:56:07 pm »
If you wanna know who I am, click on my name. That simple. So anyway, this film was THE most terrifying film I ever saw. However, it would most likely disappoint 5% of its audience. It was one of the best films I ever saw. So much fun. But I must caution you about the film, first off what I'm about to tell you may be a bit graphic. I am telling you this warning because I'm worried Panda the Platypus will come by, see this, and be all like, "OH HEEEEEEEEECKY NAW!" So please be cautioned! PLEASE! ...ok I warned you.

The film constantly consists of bloody violence. From the beginning of the movie, to the end. It is brutally gory. Ripped flesh, raining blood, self mutilation, and pretty much anything you can think of. Its worse than 'Saw' you guys. So if you have a light stomach, this may not be the right film for you.

There is SOME nudity, but they are drawings in a book. I am saying this because I know that there are people who are very sensitive to that kind of stuff. There is also this scene where a girl is...um...how do I put this? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evil_Dead_(2013_film) ---read the 6th line under 'Plot'...Yeah...its crazy.

In case there are people sensitive to this too, there is tons of language. Sometimes it's funny, other times its used badly. But hey, its an R rated movie so like, what do you expect?

anywho, I DEFINITELY have to give this movie a 9 out of 10! or a 4.5 out of 5. Honestly, a fantastic film.

BTW you guys can't sue me now. I put a warning at the beginning and stayed as PG-13 as possible. SO CHEW ON THAT. ^_^
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Re: Evil Dead (2013)
« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2013, 02:20:10 am »
Didn't like it. Reminded me too much if my childhood. (JK) :fox-:P:

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Re: Evil Dead (2013)
« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2013, 02:21:38 am »
Gawd dude I LOVED this movie!!! I've been waiting so long for it. I am uber fan of the original franchise (hell my Fursona is a nod to it and I was literally named after Ash because my father was such a big fan of the original movie) and I wore my s-mart shirt to rhe theaters. Anyways there was so many nods to the original films I could not contain my excitement every time I saw one. This movies brutal gorey and a ton of blood!!! This is a remake/retelling/semi sequel done right. This also proves that all horror movies need to be rated R! I also flipped at the after credits scene XD
I'm going out to see it a second third and fourth time as soon as I can. I can not wait for the sequel and the possible crossover with the original franchise with Bruce.
And I look forward to seeing the uncut unrated version of the film since it originally got a NC-17 rating and had to be cut back to an R rating

Of you love horror you gotta see this.

If you are as big of an evil dead fan as me you MUST see this!

This movie is groovy
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Re: Evil Dead (2013)
« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2013, 05:49:19 am »
My dad is a huge evil dead fan, and he is begging me to come check it out with him, so it's something else we can watch and have fun with together. But my oh my cole...

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Re: Evil Dead (2013)
« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2013, 08:59:19 am »
But my oh my cole...

Panda will have your head.

I'll be ready for her, with a mighty chainsaw > : D
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Re: Evil Dead (2013)
« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2013, 10:53:55 am »
But my oh my cole...

Panda will have your head.

I'll be ready for her, with a mighty chainsaw > : D

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Re: Evil Dead (2013)
« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2013, 11:03:31 am »
Don't forget the boomstick!

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Re: Evil Dead (2013)
« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2013, 11:05:09 am »
Oh my....I wasn't here guys. -invisible cloak-
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Re: Evil Dead (2013)
« Reply #8 on: April 06, 2013, 11:12:54 am »
wait why aren't I cloaked? *pulls out dead ringer* oh...

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Re: Evil Dead (2013)
« Reply #9 on: April 06, 2013, 11:28:04 am »
*pulls out dead ringer*

what is a dead ringer? Is a ringer that's dead?
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Re: Evil Dead (2013)
« Reply #10 on: April 06, 2013, 11:54:17 am »
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Re: Evil Dead (2013)
« Reply #11 on: April 06, 2013, 11:59:31 am »
ooohhhh (not a gamer. SHAME ON ME)  :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME
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Re: Evil Dead (2013)
« Reply #12 on: April 14, 2013, 07:13:05 pm »
Just saw it, my blood expectations were met! The ending also put me in a loop, I definitely enjoyed it.
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Re: Evil Dead (2013)
« Reply #13 on: April 15, 2013, 07:39:08 pm »
Just saw it, my blood expectations were met! The ending also put me in a loop, I definitely enjoyed it.

My favorite part is when Mia rips off her own arm. It was fun to watch the flesh *licks lips* tear............................................. :D
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Re: Evil Dead (2013)
« Reply #14 on: April 15, 2013, 09:24:37 pm »
It was ok, I expected it to be scarier. I though the ending was cool though, not many horror movies have good endings unfortunately but i was actually satisfied with this ending