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Re: The Singles thread
« Reply #160 on: March 28, 2014, 09:14:07 pm »
There are 2 brutal methods of attack I've experienced so far from women:

1. The f-bomb (Friendzone bomb)
Girl: "I really do like you.  But just in case, I think we should just stay as friends for a while."
1 hit KO no revive
2.  The l-bomb (Lesbian bomb)
Girl: "Hey, there's something I need to tell you... since we're close friends, I trust you.  It's kind of embarrassing, so don't tell anyone, but..."
The moment of truth...Is this it? Is she going to ask me out?
Girl: "I think...I might be gay."
:guns: ROMANCE
There is no friendzone. No woman is required to date/have sex with you just because you're being nice to her.

i was hoping someone would say it
women aren't machines that you put kindness in and get a relationship out of B|
Yep, if you get "friendzoned" then that means that she's just not into you and will never be.
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Re: The Singles thread
« Reply #161 on: March 28, 2014, 09:15:58 pm »

Ok let me say sorry to Akia. Sorry for throwing your name about. I will stop. Kinda got carried away.

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Re: The Singles thread
« Reply #162 on: March 28, 2014, 09:19:38 pm »
There are 2 brutal methods of attack I've experienced so far from women:

1. The f-bomb (Friendzone bomb)
Girl: "I really do like you.  But just in case, I think we should just stay as friends for a while."
1 hit KO no revive
2.  The l-bomb (Lesbian bomb)
Girl: "Hey, there's something I need to tell you... since we're close friends, I trust you.  It's kind of embarrassing, so don't tell anyone, but..."
The moment of truth...Is this it? Is she going to ask me out?
Girl: "I think...I might be gay."
:guns: ROMANCE
There is no friendzone. No woman is required to date/have sex with you just because you're being nice to her.

i was hoping someone would say it
women aren't machines that you put kindness in and get a relationship out of B|
the friend zone is something that people decide to throw themselves in. In should know. But, I'm glad now cause I stopped caring and have grown as a person. :D
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Re: The Singles thread
« Reply #163 on: March 28, 2014, 09:21:24 pm »
There are 2 brutal methods of attack I've experienced so far from women:

1. The f-bomb (Friendzone bomb)
Girl: "I really do like you.  But just in case, I think we should just stay as friends for a while."
1 hit KO no revive
2.  The l-bomb (Lesbian bomb)
Girl: "Hey, there's something I need to tell you... since we're close friends, I trust you.  It's kind of embarrassing, so don't tell anyone, but..."
The moment of truth...Is this it? Is she going to ask me out?
Girl: "I think...I might be gay."
:guns: ROMANCE
No woman is required to date/have sex with you just because you're being nice to her.
Uh...yeah... That's not what I was implying.
Just saying, being rejected that way can sting

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Re: The Singles thread
« Reply #164 on: March 28, 2014, 09:24:25 pm »
.... This thread... I have no words for it. Aika, please allow me to wholeheartedly congratulate you on your success, I hope you two will be very happy together and good luck.

Ps you weren't the only one who got annoyed with that little dispute

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Re: The Singles thread
« Reply #165 on: March 28, 2014, 09:28:19 pm »
.... This thread... I have no words for it. Aika, please allow me to wholeheartedly congratulate you on your success, I hope you two will be very happy together and good luck.

Ps you weren't the only one who got annoyed with that little dispute
and how!
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Re: The Singles thread
« Reply #166 on: March 29, 2014, 12:05:57 am »
single as of a couple weeks ago. don't know whether i'm relieved or sad. maybe a bit of both?
i'm panromantic and demisexual. every time i'm attracted to someone, our sexualities don't mesh.
whatever, i'll enjoy the single life.  8)

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I just had to say DON'T GIVE UP HOPE on finding a sexually compatible relationship!!! I'm asexual and sex has been a huge, destructive issue in every other relationship I've been in, BUT I found someone who I'm compatible with! It IS hard, and it sucks, and usually an emotionally painful journey, but just don't let it get you down ever c:
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Re: The Singles thread
« Reply #167 on: March 29, 2014, 12:22:11 am »
I've been single for a while, but i don't think that i'm necessarily lonely....well technically I am, but i feel lonely hehe it's hard to explain X3
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Re: The Singles thread
« Reply #168 on: March 29, 2014, 10:21:18 am »
Eh. I've got my friend group that I'm with practically all the time. I slowly am wanting a significant other now though, and I hope the want doesn't get too bad. Because I don't want to then seem desperate and end up getting somebody who isn't really a good match for me just because I need some.

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Re: The Singles thread
« Reply #169 on: March 30, 2014, 11:32:53 pm »
Well I am not single anymore so... ...yeah...

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Re: The Singles thread
« Reply #170 on: March 31, 2014, 04:58:13 pm »
oh? who's the lucky guy? and by the way, congrats man! :birthday:

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Re: The Singles thread
« Reply #171 on: February 06, 2015, 12:31:50 pm »
Well since Valentine's day is around the corner let's bring this back up again shall we? Quite the interesting things here

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Re: The Singles thread
« Reply #172 on: February 06, 2015, 02:03:39 pm »
I agree.

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Re: The Singles thread
« Reply #173 on: February 06, 2015, 02:12:38 pm »
Being single is actually a lot better then being in a relationship in my opinion. You get to look around and not feel guilty about it, flirt with anyone and everyone, and you don't have to worry about if you're good enough for your partner.
Pulse you have a lot more friends around then
But I do miss cuddling and kissing though. That's about it

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Re: The Singles thread
« Reply #174 on: February 06, 2015, 03:48:38 pm »
I'm single, will probably always be. I've given up hope of ever being in a relationship since I can't even make friends. I would love to have a girlfriend someday that I could cuddle with love but doubt I will ever find once since I have a hard time being close to people
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Re: The Singles thread
« Reply #175 on: February 06, 2015, 04:04:42 pm »
am i the only one who has gone into a relationship with one set of views only to leave with a totally different set of views? like when i had my first gf (and so far my only, broke up this time last year) i thought only of the kiss, but now the only thing i crave is the cuddling and knowledge that someone cares for you. am i making sense at all?
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Re: The Singles thread
« Reply #176 on: February 06, 2015, 04:16:53 pm »
I don't like being single, I always have been but it doesn't make it less lonely. I don't even need to cuddle really, I would be happy just to see them smile and know they care for me(not to say I wouldn't cuddle of course).
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Re: The Singles thread
« Reply #177 on: February 06, 2015, 04:28:10 pm »
I don't like being single, I always have been but it doesn't make it less lonely. I don't even need to cuddle really, I would be happy just to see them smile and know they care for me(not to say I wouldn't cuddle of course).
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Re: The Singles thread
« Reply #178 on: February 06, 2015, 04:53:57 pm »
I'm single, will probably always be. I've given up hope of ever being in a relationship since I can't even make friends. I would love to have a girlfriend someday that I could cuddle with love but doubt I will ever find once since I have a hard time being close to people
noo don't give up, you're still young and going through changes. We don't know what life holds ahead of us or what's to happen. And definitely don't know who we'll meet. There are always people out there who are attracted those who are reserved after all.

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Re: The Singles thread
« Reply #179 on: February 07, 2015, 01:00:34 am »
*Acting like a wise person.*One can find content and company from oneself and friends...
*Meanwhile on the inside* I'm a bit jelly my fiends are hooking up and Im sitting there alone... XD
(It's funny how one can make friends with many guys but can't be in a ten yard radius of a girl. Speaking about myself.)
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