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What is the WORST movie you've ever seen?
« on: January 16, 2014, 11:01:53 am »
Basically, tell what's the worst movie you've ever seen. :fox-:):

For me, I'd definitely be The Last Airbender. It had horrible acting, sloppy pacing, the bending took forever, the CGI is choppy. Plus, most, if not all the dialogue, is just exposition. I'm a huge fan of the wonderful tv series, an when I saw the movie, I kept wondering if this was a parody or if I walked into another movie. It's that bad!
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Re: What is the WORST movie you've ever seen?
« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2014, 11:49:55 am »
Agree with you 100% on Avatar. Even my dad, who doesn't follow the show but watches it whenever my brother and I are, said it was bad. I think the biggest letdown for me was Sokka. He just did not have personality in the movie, which is of course completely the opposite of his character in the show x-x

Birdemic is probably the worst movie I've ever seen, but its one of those that's so bad, its actually good. The storyline, the acting, the camerawork, the "special effects"...all horrendous. But its hilarious, and hard to forget it was meant to be a serious movie and not one filmed TRYING to be terrible. I definitely recommend it =P
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Re: What is the WORST movie you've ever seen?
« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2014, 01:57:50 pm »
Besides films considered to be "so bad they're good" such as Birdemic or The Room? Probably Batman and Robin. So much acting talent when into this film, yet so much went wrong. It's incredibly campy and I feel that it would be insulting to any fan of Batman. Not only that, but it's actually arduous to sit through and rediculous on so many levels. Even the Mr. Freeze puns get tiring after hearing them for the 23rd billionth time. I'm also not sure how Joel Schumacher is ever going to amend for this in particular.

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Re: What is the WORST movie you've ever seen?
« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2014, 02:17:54 pm »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ky8DORvR2UM
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Re: What is the WORST movie you've ever seen?
« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2014, 03:09:17 pm »
Blood Rayne.

I loved the video game, but the movie... Well, between the poorly done Nazi vampires, inaccurate whorehouse, the obnoxiously modern and unrealistic way the main character dressed, needless sexual tension, and four or five PG-13 and pointless lesbian "sex" scenes that literally came out of nowhere every time they appeared...
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The lesbian sex scenes were done terribly by the way.

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Re: What is the WORST movie you've ever seen?
« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2014, 03:42:16 pm »
200MPH

But what do you expect from a movie from The Asylum.

Only movie I ever purposely quit watching. Took me 15 minutes to just say this is shit.
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Re: What is the WORST movie you've ever seen?
« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2014, 04:05:14 pm »
Basically, tell what's the worst movie you've ever seen. :fox-:):

For me, I'd definitely be The Last Airbender. It had horrible acting, sloppy pacing, the bending took forever, the CGI is choppy. Plus, most, if not all the dialogue, is just exposition. I'm a huge fan of the wonderful tv series, an when I saw the movie, I kept wondering if this was a parody or if I walked into another movie. It's that bad!

I agree. Another thing I couldn't stand about the movie was that there was NOTHING BUT EXPLAINING. ALL THE DIALOGUE WAS EXPLAINING SOMETHING AND THERE WAS 0% CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT AND EMOTION.

Another movie I don't like very much is James Cameron's Avatar. Sure, the animation is cool and the concept of an alternate, alien universe is neat, but it was just way too long. If they cut it by like an hour, it would've been better.
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Re: What is the WORST movie you've ever seen?
« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2014, 06:56:47 pm »
Saying The Last Airbender is the worst movie I've seen.

I've seen it THREE TIMES.  First time was in the theatres with a friend. We utterly hated it. I had no other opinion than hate. Second time around, I tried to respect it a bit more. And then the third time, I realized what an utter piece of garbage it was. Almost every single word they ever say is pronounced wrong. Like, they made a dyslexic child write the entire script and then had blind people read it.

The only saving grace to this terrible movie is the soundtrack. Because the composer is actually really good and well-known for his music in other amazing movies. (Like Black Hawk Down and Tears of the Sun)  seriously. I downloaded The Last Airbender soundtrack because it is so great.

So Yeah. 2/10

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Re: What is the WORST movie you've ever seen?
« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2014, 09:23:13 pm »
Yeah M. Night Shyamalan really destroyed his career with Last Airbender. Though to be fair, they could never make an entire season of Avatar into one movie. It's impossible to do that perfectly.
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Re: What is the WORST movie you've ever seen?
« Reply #9 on: January 16, 2014, 09:28:53 pm »
Yeah M. Night Shyamalan really destroyed his career with Last Airbender. Though to be fair, they could never make an entire season of Avatar into one movie. It's impossible to do that perfectly.

I think time was the biggest issue with that movie. If he made the movie into a 3 hour epic, it would've been better. It's nearly impossible to fit a 15 hour TV season into a hour and a half movie.
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Re: What is the WORST movie you've ever seen?
« Reply #10 on: January 16, 2014, 09:34:57 pm »
Is it me, or would it have TOTALLY been better if Peter Jackson directed a Last Airbender movie?  :fox-:):
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Re: What is the WORST movie you've ever seen?
« Reply #11 on: January 16, 2014, 11:15:49 pm »
Close call between The Last Airbender or Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Both of them were awful. Airbender was terribly scripted, and Percy Jackson didn't follow the books at all, which if you read the books first is just insulting. I heard the second one is even worse.
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Re: What is the WORST movie you've ever seen?
« Reply #12 on: January 16, 2014, 11:17:20 pm »
Close call between The Last Airbender or Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Both of them were awful. Airbender was terribly scripted, and Percy Jackson didn't follow the books at all, which if you read the books first is just insulting. I heard the second one is even worse.

I saw the movie, but I never read the books. I hear the books are better though.
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Re: What is the WORST movie you've ever seen?
« Reply #13 on: January 17, 2014, 07:01:26 pm »
Frozen.
Not the Disney one, this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiUNsDVjCbo
It was so bad it made me laugh during a few parts, and usually when someone gets eaten by wolves you shouldn't be laughing.

Either that one or Sinister.  It was really bad in that it replayed the same disturbing elements over and over.  Also, it was so over-the-top gross and unsettling that its plot was lacking, and I'll give it some extra cliché points for the creepy children.

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Re: What is the WORST movie you've ever seen?
« Reply #14 on: January 17, 2014, 07:15:07 pm »
The last airbender. Fire benders don't need flames near them  to firebend. They couldn't even pronounce the character name right either.
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Re: What is the WORST movie you've ever seen?
« Reply #15 on: January 17, 2014, 09:57:03 pm »
i hate most of the batman movies.
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Re: What is the WORST movie you've ever seen?
« Reply #16 on: January 17, 2014, 10:01:38 pm »
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Re: What is the WORST movie you've ever seen?
« Reply #17 on: January 18, 2014, 02:44:06 pm »
The Goonies

This movie actually gave me a headache. It's almost two hours long, but I had to cut it 20 minutes short. The conflict of the movie had already been resolved probably 20 minutes before that so I guess it doesn't really matter anyways. Maybe I'm not remembering correctly, but the resolution seems like half of the movie x.x
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Re: What is the WORST movie you've ever seen?
« Reply #18 on: January 18, 2014, 05:12:55 pm »
I know a lot ofeople that love this movie, but A CHRISTMAS STORY. Soooo obnoxious

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Re: What is the WORST movie you've ever seen?
« Reply #19 on: January 18, 2014, 06:04:39 pm »
Birdemic: Shock ad Terror... and also Troll 2 from what my buddy told me.