[April Fools 2014] Announcing FT Gold Accounts!

[Drakefoxaroo]

top fucking lel.

oh god

your posts are just golden
like the membership you don't have

[Goat angst]

IT IS REAL?!?!?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdh_ISiBC-I

Then again this being a prank could mean that you guys would like to milk out as much of a reaction from us as you can so your'e doing it all day. If it is real then Im okay with it, as long as it doesn't change the current limitations of non-gold members. I really appreciate what FT has already done for furs that are just starting out and I hope that quality service stays the same for many years to come. 

This is real heheeheh. I mean if this was a prank why would go to such great lengths to cover up a joke? In all honesty I'm kinda happy that we're finally able to make this work. It's been planed for awhile now.

[The Woolly One]

top fucking lel.

oh god

your posts are just golden
like the membership you don't have

But Natasha said I do have it by virtue of being an admin.
I just don't get the spinny dollar thing. :c

[Drakefoxaroo]

top fucking lel.

oh god

your posts are just golden
like the membership you don't have

But Natasha said I do have it by virtue of being an admin.
I just don't get the spinny dollar thing. :c

I was referring to michael's posts sarcastically :V

[Trystero]

top fucking lel.

oh god

your posts are just golden
like the membership you don't have

But Natasha said I do have it by virtue of being an admin.
I just don't get the spinny dollar thing. :c

*Waves his spinny dollar sign around* cx

[Drakefoxaroo]

CAN YOU FEEL THE SPIRIT OF THE FREE MARKET

[Drakefoxaroo]

top fucking lel.

oh god

your posts are just golden
like the membership you don't have

But Natasha said I do have it by virtue of being an admin.
I just don't get the spinny dollar thing. :c

*Waves his spinny dollar sign around* cx

You should be filled with Objectivist pride right now

[The Woolly One]

^ FT confirmed for the setting of Bioshock 3.

[Jethro]

I mean. I'm a really old forum member here. I know I'm not a mod but even I knew about it. I've known Natasha for years and I've Been friends with every other mod for so long. I'm actually happy they finally put this in play.

[Jethro]

It's not unfair. It's called survival of the fittest.

Nice. Loving that Social Darwinism, Sir. LeaderSparkleDragon. :^)

Oh my gosh. You called me sir. I'm blushing ^////^

[Drakefoxaroo]

^ FT confirmed for the setting of Bioshock 3.

I AM ANDREW RYAN
AND I AM HERE TO ASK YOU A QUESTION
IS A MAN NOT ENTITLED TO HIS FURRY FORUM PRIVILEGES
NO SAYS NATASHA, IT BELONGS TO THE MODS
NO SAYS THE VATICAN, IT BELONGS TO JESUS RAPTOR
NO SAYS THE USERS IT BELONGS TO EVERYONE

[Drakefoxaroo]

It's not unfair. It's called survival of the fittest.

Nice. Loving that Social Darwinism, Sir. LeaderSparkleDragon. :^)

Oh my gosh. You called me sir. I'm blushing ^////^

Hey hey check dat reproductive privilege

[The Woolly One]

^ FT confirmed for the setting of Bioshock 3.

I AM ANDREW RYAN
AND I AM HERE TO ASK YOU A QUESTION
IS A MAN NOT ENTITLED TO HIS FURRY FORUM PRIVILEGES
NO SAYS NATASHA, IT BELONGS TO THE MODS
NO SAYS THE VATICAN, IT BELONGS TO JESUS RAPTOR
NO SAYS THE USERS IT BELONGS TO EVERYONE

Oh my god, this is the greatest thing ever.

[End]

It's not unfair. It's called survival of the fittest.

Nice. Loving that Social Darwinism, Sir. LeaderSparkleDragon. :^)

Oh my gosh. You called me sir. I'm blushing ^////^

senpai noticed you!

[Drakefoxaroo]

It's not unfair. It's called survival of the fittest.

Nice. Loving that Social Darwinism, Sir. LeaderSparkleDragon. :^)

Oh my gosh. You called me sir. I'm blushing ^////^

senpai noticed you!

[senpai noticing intensifies]

[Drakefoxaroo]

BUT MOM, MY RUSTLES ARE JIMMIED

[End]

It's not unfair. It's called survival of the fittest.

Nice. Loving that Social Darwinism, Sir. LeaderSparkleDragon. :^)

Oh my gosh. You called me sir. I'm blushing ^////^

senpai noticed you!

[senpai noticing intensifies]

senpai may be noticing too much...

[End]

BUT MOM, MY RUSTLES ARE JIMMIED

*in a motherly voice* well rustle your Jimmie elsewhere, and do your homework!

[Azkre]

NO WAY! Drake! Who did this to you!?!?!? Who turned your rustles into jimmies!?!?!? WHO!!!!!?

Sorry, guys, I had to...! 
To be honest, I really don't think it's such a big deal. So what, some people took the joke too seriously? They will soon find that it's -well- a joke; especially, what with everyone now trying to patch things up. I actually think some of those guys that 'believe' it, are really going along with the joke to, and it's you, who are taking it too seriously. And if that's not the case, then well, they will figure it out soon. So in the mean time, everyone, just sit back, and enjoy the show!

[End]

I think the show's over with now, It's just the end credits, but maybe there will be a scene after the credits. Those are always good.