Topic: [April Fools 2014] Announcing FT Gold Accounts! (Read 19589 times)

End · « **Reply #80 on:** April 01, 2014, 06:04:48 pm »

The spinning icon proves it. It's legit

Jethro · « **Reply #81 on:** April 01, 2014, 06:06:01 pm »

Why are you guys joking around? Furry teens seriously needs the money to sustain the host server. It's not that expensive. Just please stop joking around its really insensitive.

Placeholder · « **Reply #82 on:** April 01, 2014, 06:06:02 pm »

Placeholder · « **Reply #83 on:** April 01, 2014, 06:07:05 pm »

There... My breakfast... HAPPY!?

End · « **Reply #84 on:** April 01, 2014, 06:07:29 pm »

Believe it!

Teapot · « **Reply #85 on:** April 01, 2014, 06:09:25 pm »

Someone changed my custom title. Seriously, it's not a joke.

Scully · « **Reply #86 on:** April 01, 2014, 06:10:06 pm »

Quote from: Jogete Clockwerk on April 01, 2014, 06:07:05 pm

There... My breakfast... HAPPY!?

You have made a post with an image in it. A charge of $5 has been added to your account. Please upgrade to gold today for the low cost of $30 a month to receive this great benefit at a lower price. A "slightly" lower price.

michael the wolf · « **Reply #87 on:** April 01, 2014, 06:10:46 pm »

I thought robots didn't need to eat. Also I want that breakfast!

Crow done · « **Reply #88 on:** April 01, 2014, 06:11:41 pm »

Gold members. That sounds fancy. Is there a dress code for that?

Placeholder · « **Reply #89 on:** April 01, 2014, 06:12:13 pm »

*coughs*

As I have said, I am a diamond member of the secret society which *talks for 10 hours*

And I do believe I deserve some privileges

And that picture can be done be ;breakfast;

Enso Masuku · « **Reply #90 on:** April 01, 2014, 06:13:13 pm »

Oh you meen this gold spining $

in witch i figerd out how to post is how to tell if your rich enof to be special?

Teapot · « **Reply #91 on:** April 01, 2014, 06:13:59 pm »

Quote from: LeaderSparkleDragon on April 01, 2014, 06:06:01 pm

Why are you guys joking around? Furry teens seriously needs the money to sustain the host server. It's not that expensive. Just please stop joking around its really insensitive.

Yeah you're right, I'm sorry for being insensitive. I just can't help my independent trader nature.

(Spectating a flame war for it's entirity costs your soul, plus a friend's for refreshments. All payments to be made directly to the underworld, or your local supermarket.)

Scully · « **Reply #92 on:** April 01, 2014, 06:18:27 pm »

Quote from: Jogete Clockwerk on April 01, 2014, 06:12:13 pm

*coughs*

As I have said, I am a diamond member of the secret society which *talks for 10 hours*

And I do believe I deserve some privileges

And that picture can be done be ;breakfast;

Sorry Sir. I would appear that your diamond level membership has come through. The cost of the picture has been discounted to amazing offer of $4.99! Your account balance is at -$9.98 for the use of 2 pictures. If you try to avoid payment we will collect by any means nesseary. Any means nesseary... Good day Sir!

Meadow Whisper (Natasha) · « **Reply #93 on:** April 01, 2014, 06:28:04 pm »

Quote from: Faithfulswordsman on April 01, 2014, 06:13:13 pm

Oh you meen this gold spining $ in witch i figerd out how to post is how to tell if your rich enof to be special?

It only shows up in your profile data if you've purchased a Gold account, or received a trial membership as part of our special promotion. We wanted to be certain that everyone who ~~is rich enough~~ loves the site enough to purchase a Gold account would be well compensated for their contribution. And a larger rank image than usual, that features a shiny gold dollar sign, is the perfect way for Gold members to showcase how much they love FT.

Placeholder · « **Reply #94 on:** April 01, 2014, 06:28:22 pm »

*coughs*

I do believe we have some... Misunderstandings... See the account you used are of those of a beggar... My account has a balance of -$999999999.

*siren wails*

Excuse me while I... Make my escape

Teapot · « **Reply #95 on:** April 01, 2014, 06:30:07 pm »

After all, we ALL love FT right?

End · « **Reply #96 on:** April 01, 2014, 06:30:14 pm »

Do you have any trial versions left, Natasha?

End · « **Reply #97 on:** April 01, 2014, 06:32:24 pm »

Hey! He's getting away without paying!! After him! *tackles clockwork*

Scully · « **Reply #98 on:** April 01, 2014, 06:33:46 pm »

Quote from: Jogete Clockwerk on April 01, 2014, 06:28:22 pm

*coughs*

I do believe we have some... Misunderstandings... See the account you used are of those of a beggar... My account has a balance of -$999999999.

*siren wails*

Excuse me while I... Make my escape

Let him go. We'll get him sooner or later. They never escape. They just die tired...

Placeholder · « **Reply #99 on:** April 01, 2014, 06:36:12 pm »

(I shall succeed by turning this into an rp thread... MUAHAHAHAHAHA)

*clockwerk used counterfeit*
Here take this
*opponent gold member supporter flinched... It was super effective... Wild clockwerk escaped*

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