Author Topic: [April Fools 2014] Announcing FT Gold Accounts!  (Read 15402 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline michael the wolf

  • Green Level
  • *
  • Posts: 615
  • Candies: 27
  • GAY FURRY FOREVER!
  • Fursona Species: eastern timber wolf
Re: Announcing FT Gold Accounts!
« Reply #40 on: April 01, 2014, 05:12:16 pm »
I do not wish to participate. mainly because it's out of my budget. But I really don't care about all the upgrades. I'm happy with being a normal member. No offense Natasha. I just prefer not to praise the devil, so to speak. Meaning, I'm totally against capitalism and all it's evil. I'm not saying you guys are evil. I'm just saying capitalism is evil.

Why don't you have money?

sure I have money. but I don't want it. It causes greed, ignorance and hatred. I hate capitalism. I hate America. I hate 90% of the world. I cant help it. I'm a hateful person. But! I have my reasons. so don't judge me. Also the government can go to hell. As well as all the million/billionaires and politicians. I cant help it! I just don't want anything to do with it. Also you guys that bought that are suckers. $30 a month, wasted. just for a few extra freedoms. Pssh. I'd sooner see the world burn to the ground before I conformed.

Offline Trystero

  • Blue Level
  • *
  • Posts: 1148
  • Candies: 38
    • FurAffinity - trystero
  • Fursona Species: Dog (Belgian Shepherd)
Re: Announcing FT Gold Accounts!
« Reply #41 on: April 01, 2014, 05:13:04 pm »
I am the 1%! :v
Also, FT Gold is amazing. Take my word for it. cx


Offline End

  • Purple Level
  • *
  • Posts: 3426
  • Candies: 406
Re: Announcing FT Gold Accounts!
« Reply #42 on: April 01, 2014, 05:15:38 pm »
But you gotta admit those spinning gold dollar signs are pretty cool...

Offline michael the wolf

  • Green Level
  • *
  • Posts: 615
  • Candies: 27
  • GAY FURRY FOREVER!
  • Fursona Species: eastern timber wolf
Re: Announcing FT Gold Accounts!
« Reply #43 on: April 01, 2014, 05:16:58 pm »
no they're not. It's all capitalistic bull shit. And again a huge waste of money.

Offline michael the wolf

  • Green Level
  • *
  • Posts: 615
  • Candies: 27
  • GAY FURRY FOREVER!
  • Fursona Species: eastern timber wolf
Re: What is a FT golden member?
« Reply #44 on: April 01, 2014, 05:17:52 pm »
people that will pay $30 a month to feel like they're above everyone else.

Offline Jethro

  • Engineer
  • Purple Level
  • *
  • Posts: 2396
  • Candies: 179
  • Yeah. Alright. Ok.
    • FurAffinity - Jethro4747
  • Fursona Species: Chow/Collie
Re: Announcing FT Gold Accounts!
« Reply #45 on: April 01, 2014, 05:19:58 pm »
Damn Michael the wolf. You are too uptight. Perhaps if you joined the gold club you would relax. It's really cool.

Offline End

  • Purple Level
  • *
  • Posts: 3426
  • Candies: 406
Re: What is a FT golden member?
« Reply #46 on: April 01, 2014, 05:20:00 pm »
people that will pay $30 a month to feel like they're above everyone else.
I highly doubt people will buy it just for that cause...

Offline Scully

  • Blue Level
  • *
  • Posts: 1151
  • Candies: 111
Re: Announcing FT Gold Accounts!
« Reply #47 on: April 01, 2014, 05:20:40 pm »
But you gotta admit those spinning gold dollar signs are pretty cool...
I know but they ain't worth $30. $60 sounds more reasonable for such amazing quality! Otherwise your just robbing FT and making Natasha cry :sad-fox:. You wouldn't want to do that would you? :sad-fox:

Offline michael the wolf

  • Green Level
  • *
  • Posts: 615
  • Candies: 27
  • GAY FURRY FOREVER!
  • Fursona Species: eastern timber wolf
Re: Announcing FT Gold Accounts!
« Reply #48 on: April 01, 2014, 05:21:25 pm »
*spits at you* F*** you! I'm not giving you the satisfaction.

Offline michael the wolf

  • Green Level
  • *
  • Posts: 615
  • Candies: 27
  • GAY FURRY FOREVER!
  • Fursona Species: eastern timber wolf
Re: What is a FT golden member?
« Reply #49 on: April 01, 2014, 05:23:50 pm »
believe it sister.

Offline End

  • Purple Level
  • *
  • Posts: 3426
  • Candies: 406
Re: Announcing FT Gold Accounts!
« Reply #50 on: April 01, 2014, 05:24:45 pm »
Now, now, boys. Let's not get rational here, everyone is entitled to their own opinion and choices. No need to go around bashing others for doing something you would never do, or try to get them to do something they don't want to

Offline Jethro

  • Engineer
  • Purple Level
  • *
  • Posts: 2396
  • Candies: 179
  • Yeah. Alright. Ok.
    • FurAffinity - Jethro4747
  • Fursona Species: Chow/Collie
Re: What is a FT golden member?
« Reply #51 on: April 01, 2014, 05:25:52 pm »
But we are above everyone else.

Offline michael the wolf

  • Green Level
  • *
  • Posts: 615
  • Candies: 27
  • GAY FURRY FOREVER!
  • Fursona Species: eastern timber wolf
Re: Announcing FT Gold Accounts!
« Reply #52 on: April 01, 2014, 05:26:28 pm »
Still a waste of $30. believe what you want. I'm not stopping you.

Offline End

  • Purple Level
  • *
  • Posts: 3426
  • Candies: 406
Re: What is a FT golden member?
« Reply #53 on: April 01, 2014, 05:27:29 pm »
*runs off to grab a bowl of popcorn* oh boy...

Offline Jethro

  • Engineer
  • Purple Level
  • *
  • Posts: 2396
  • Candies: 179
  • Yeah. Alright. Ok.
    • FurAffinity - Jethro4747
  • Fursona Species: Chow/Collie
Re: Announcing FT Gold Accounts!
« Reply #54 on: April 01, 2014, 05:27:52 pm »
You are entitled to your own opinion. But your opinion is not correct. Just try it. Don't be a baby.

Offline michael the wolf

  • Green Level
  • *
  • Posts: 615
  • Candies: 27
  • GAY FURRY FOREVER!
  • Fursona Species: eastern timber wolf
Re: What is a FT golden member?
« Reply #55 on: April 01, 2014, 05:28:31 pm »
BULLSHIT! your just the same as everyone else, but with more privileges that aren't even worth the money. *spits in your face* F*** you!

Offline Jethro

  • Engineer
  • Purple Level
  • *
  • Posts: 2396
  • Candies: 179
  • Yeah. Alright. Ok.
    • FurAffinity - Jethro4747
  • Fursona Species: Chow/Collie
Re: What is a FT golden member?
« Reply #56 on: April 01, 2014, 05:29:29 pm »
Perhaps you are jealous. Maybe if you joined the gold club you would understand.

Offline End

  • Purple Level
  • *
  • Posts: 3426
  • Candies: 406
Re: What is a FT golden member?
« Reply #57 on: April 01, 2014, 05:31:10 pm »
This is better then daytime television! *continues eating popcorn*

Offline Jethro

  • Engineer
  • Purple Level
  • *
  • Posts: 2396
  • Candies: 179
  • Yeah. Alright. Ok.
    • FurAffinity - Jethro4747
  • Fursona Species: Chow/Collie
Re: What is a FT golden member?
« Reply #58 on: April 01, 2014, 05:33:52 pm »
Sorry but that is not my name anymore. Now I won't even let you in if you wanted.

Offline michael the wolf

  • Green Level
  • *
  • Posts: 615
  • Candies: 27
  • GAY FURRY FOREVER!
  • Fursona Species: eastern timber wolf
Re: Announcing FT Gold Accounts!
« Reply #59 on: April 01, 2014, 05:34:02 pm »
I'm more man than you'll ever be! Also I don't need your approval to know I'm 10X the man you'll ever be.