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Re: Everyone calm the heck down!!
« Reply #200 on: April 01, 2014, 10:47:46 pm »
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Re: Everyone calm the heck down!!
« Reply #201 on: April 01, 2014, 10:48:51 pm »
I honestly hope this "gold member" thing is all an April fools day joke,
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Re: RIOT!
« Reply #202 on: April 01, 2014, 10:50:57 pm »
well I've just been played. we all have.

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Re: RIOT!
« Reply #203 on: April 01, 2014, 10:52:00 pm »
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Re: RIOT!
« Reply #204 on: April 01, 2014, 10:52:54 pm »
I have a dream, that one day, my four little fursonas will one day use a forum where they will not be judged by the cour of their membership but by the contents of their posts.
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Re: RIOT!
« Reply #205 on: April 01, 2014, 10:53:16 pm »
No, no. the gold membership thing was all a hoax. we've been played. I've been played, you've been played. we all have.

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Re: RIOT!
« Reply #206 on: April 01, 2014, 10:54:05 pm »
No, no. the gold membership thing was all a hoax. we've been played. I've been played, you've been played. we all have.
I know that  :lol-fox:
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Re: RIOT!
« Reply #207 on: April 01, 2014, 10:54:57 pm »
No, no. the gold membership thing was all a hoax. we've been played. I've been played, you've been played. we all have.
also water is wet
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Re: RIOT!
« Reply #208 on: April 01, 2014, 10:55:37 pm »
No, no. the gold membership thing was all a hoax. we've been played. I've been played, you've been played. we all have.
I had a feeling it was an Apirl Fools day joke. Not a very good one though, it was more of a troll move to be honest.
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Re: RIOT!
« Reply #209 on: April 01, 2014, 10:55:52 pm »
so it was only me who didn't realize this was all a joke? *face palms into oblivion* I really need to lighten up.

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Re: Announcing FT Gold Accounts!
« Reply #210 on: April 01, 2014, 10:57:24 pm »
hahaha. We've been played. All this rioting and tearing our hair out for nothing! there is no gold membership package. I'm an idiot.  :fox-:P:

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Re: Everyone calm the heck down!!
« Reply #211 on: April 01, 2014, 11:07:56 pm »
Well... I don't know...
Michael has finally gotten the joke... but there still might be a final act... I certainly hope so, I just got a watermelon and a spoon! :fox-:P:
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Re: Everyone calm the heck down!!
« Reply #212 on: April 01, 2014, 11:13:12 pm »
why do you want a watermelon? and shouldn't you be using a melon baller instead of a spoon? wouldn't that be more appropriate?

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Re: Everyone calm the heck down!!
« Reply #213 on: April 01, 2014, 11:15:42 pm »
It's my dessert, deal with it!  8)
And what is this melon baller your speak of??
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Re: RIOT!
« Reply #214 on: April 01, 2014, 11:24:42 pm »
I escaped from Natasha's clutches to say
I friggen LOVE all of you
Reading some of these comments "check your reproduction privilege", "senpai may be noticing too much" made me actually laugh out loud
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Re: RIOT!
« Reply #215 on: April 01, 2014, 11:28:25 pm »
I escaped from Natasha's clutches to say
I friggen LOVE all of you
Reading some of these comments "check your reproduction privilege", "senpai may be noticing too much" made me actually laugh out loud
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Re: RIOT!
« Reply #216 on: April 01, 2014, 11:46:13 pm »
It's not unfair. It's called survival of the fittest.

I might be a little late on this, but, just for the record, 'survival of the fittest' is actually not a pricipal from Darwin, it was from Herbert Spencer... just look him up... this guy was a real practically wrote  the book on injustice and how the higher classes oppress the lower ones. Darwin actually spoke very often of cooperation being the most valuable asset to life and survival.
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Re: [April Fools 2014] Announcing FT Gold Accounts!
« Reply #217 on: April 01, 2014, 11:48:17 pm »
April Fools!  This one was probably the most controversial prank we've ever pulled, which made it the most interesting.  To everyone who played along, thanks for making it work!  To everyone who fell for it:  Gotcha :-)  And to everyone who immediately saw through it and made posts to spoil the joke:  Your posts were deleted because spoiling a joke like this the moment you see it is no fun at all.

I can't take credit for this one, so everyone give a HUGE round of applause to Panda for coming up with this!  We planned this for days, and all active staff members had a hand in it, which helped make it one of the best pranks we've ever had :-D

To address the issue at hand:  Paying any monthly fee for a forum is ludicrous, especially $30.  It will never happen, at any price point, so fear not.  Donations ARE appreciated, but given my current salary, if the site ever grows to the point that I can't shoulder 100% of the cost when necessary, we have bigger problems than hosting fees.

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Re: [April Fools 2014] Announcing FT Gold Accounts!
« Reply #218 on: April 01, 2014, 11:50:28 pm »
I'm dreading next year already...  :fox-:P:
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Re: RIOT!
« Reply #219 on: April 01, 2014, 11:51:56 pm »
I escaped from Natasha's clutches to say
I friggen LOVE all of you
Reading some of these comments "check your reproduction privilege", "senpai may be noticing too much" made me actually laugh out loud
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