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Lyrics that'll never happen
« on: August 27, 2014, 11:30:37 am »
Anyone have random self made song lyrics that'll never be a song? No? Here goes



I think I felt this way before
Or is it in my head?
Oh this life it is such a bore
I might as well be dead
Well this may sound ridiculous but I don't really know
How I scored a zero for a logic test, maybe that's just how I roll

Yeah I lived in a couple hundred worlds
Yeah I know I go by a hundred names
But you know that there's nothing that'll stop me
Yeah you know that no one in this world can bind me
Cause I'll just change my name to Cefirul or Elliot
Turn all my phone calls into a static distortion
Now this is cause in my world I'm free

I think I felt this way before
Or is it in my head?
Oh this life it is such a bore
I might as well be dead
Well this may sound ridiculous but I don't really know
How I scored a zero for a logic test, maybe that's just how I roll

Now I may not be able to play a piano
No I'm certainly not an undead zombie
But surely I can dream cause that's just my reality
Maybe I'm not a clockwork wolfox
No I'll never ever be able to play the lute
Someone please put me in the matrix cause that'll be my world

I think I felt this way before
Or is it in my head?
Oh this life it is such a bore
I might as well be dead
Well this may sound ridiculous but I don't really know
How I scored a zero for a logic test, maybe that's just how I roll

Do you know how it is such a bore, being stuck here as a boy
Yes it does annoy me to.the core, wondering what is there in store
I know I could see a doctor but I couldn't stand the pain
Maybe I'll just stick to the way I am just to get rid of this disdain
I know I'll never get a cool girl name no I'll never get hit on by boys
Now I hope you know that I am straight please don't go knocking on my door

Now someone please help me take me away
Whisk me from this boring world we call reality
Where my dreams run wild and thoughts fly free
Or maybe I'll just sleep

Zzzz

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Re: Lyrics that'll never happen
« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2014, 12:22:15 am »
I wrote this serenade for valentine's day as a joke, but I kinda do want to sing it sometime just for the heck of it.

In a moment of dew drops you hold me
like a soggy sweater you fold me
I'll  keep pictures of you in my drawer of socks
and a lock of your hair in a matches box

Because your lips are like two bumble bees from Rome
in this world of grass you are my garden gnome,
and on the fries of my life you are the sea salt brine
you are my valentine, my fluffy valentine

Ooooh oooh oh!
How could this be better?
Ooooh oooh oh!
You top my irish setter!
Ooooh oooh oh!
How could this be sweeter?
I've you ever find a new girl I'll beat here (in a serious voice) with a shovel

Because your arms are like two anaconda snakes
make my heart do jumping jacks and give my knees the 'quakes
it's like Mr. Darcy and simba were somehow combined
you are my valentine, my fluffy valentine

Ooooh ooh oh!
How could this be greater?
Ooooh ooh oh!
You like musical theatre! (pronounces thee-A-ter)
Ooooh ooh oh!
How could this be more complete?
You don't have stinky feet!

And your heart is like a chocolate fondue pot
your eyes are jewels and your ears are hot
I need you by my side, please don't make me whine
You are my valentine, my fluffy valentine!
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Re: Lyrics that'll never happen
« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2014, 12:26:33 am »
I wrote this serenade for valentine's day as a joke, but I kinda do want to sing it sometime just for the heck of it.

In a moment of dew drops you hold me
like a soggy sweater you fold me
I'll  keep pictures of you in my drawer of socks
and a lock of your hair in a matches box

Because your lips are like two bumble bees from Rome
in this world of grass you are my garden gnome,
and on the fries of my life you are the sea salt brine
you are my valentine, my fluffy valentine

Ooooh oooh oh!
How could this be better?
Ooooh oooh oh!
You top my irish setter!
Ooooh oooh oh!
How could this be sweeter?
I've you ever find a new girl I'll beat here (in a serious voice) with a shovel

Because your arms are like two anaconda snakes
make my heart do jumping jacks and give my knees the 'quakes
it's like Mr. Darcy and simba were somehow combined
you are my valentine, my fluffy valentine

Ooooh ooh oh!
How could this be greater?
Ooooh ooh oh!
You like musical theatre! (pronounces thee-A-ter)
Ooooh ooh oh!
How could this be more complete?
You don't have stinky feet!

And your heart is like a chocolate fondue pot
your eyes are jewels and your ears are hot
I need you by my side, please don't make me whine
You are my valentine, my fluffy valentine!
That was beautiful. :P
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