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Weirdest thing anyone has ever told you
« on: April 01, 2015, 02:47:23 pm »
Well the title says it all.. For me i was told that someone would like to "breed my feet"
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Re: Weirdest thing anyone has ever told you
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2015, 04:05:45 pm »
Whale sperm is 5x more impregnating than that of a human
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Re: Weirdest thing anyone has ever told you
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2015, 04:13:25 pm »
oh gosh
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Re: Weirdest thing anyone has ever told you
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2015, 04:28:31 pm »
I don't want to know how they know that but they do :/
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Re: Weirdest thing anyone has ever told you
« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2015, 09:33:49 am »
"Always wear a rubber because if you don't you could fuck up your life". This was the first thing that a kid a year older than me told me and my friends in English class last year during a group project on Roemeo and Juliet :chococat: let's just say we never talked to him again
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Re: Weirdest thing anyone has ever told you
« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2015, 07:30:37 pm »
Dolphins can rape people. yeah. Someone told me that. He moved.
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Re: Weirdest thing anyone has ever told you
« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2017, 04:52:14 pm »
Don't look a gifthorse in the mouth. (It was less weird when I found out it's meaning.)
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we at least have to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family Anitadae on our hands. (I later found out that that guy was a sci-fi nerd and was quoting a comedy novel written by Douglas Adams. That's how I ended up reading so much Douglas Adams.)
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Re: Weirdest thing anyone has ever told you
« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2017, 04:55:16 pm »
Was once told I was a sexy bear on a different furry site
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Re: Weirdest thing anyone has ever told you
« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2017, 04:58:31 pm »
Someone messaged me on tumblr
I think they were trying to flirt
At one point he said "I'm going to bite your donkey ass" and honestly I dont know if I should laugh or be scared
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Re: Weirdest thing anyone has ever told you
« Reply #9 on: June 19, 2017, 07:09:58 pm »
At a ceremony thing at my old emelantary school for the high school graduates this one kindergartener looked me dead in the eye and yelled "COLLEGE RULES"
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Re: Weirdest thing anyone has ever told you
« Reply #10 on: June 19, 2017, 07:26:54 pm »
"Don't worry, just remember to let go, because Kai broke his collarbone and nose last time he didn't,"
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Re: Weirdest thing anyone has ever told you
« Reply #11 on: June 19, 2017, 07:31:14 pm »
Besides those few creepy spam accounts on Kik and Skype ummm

Well, I'd gotta say there was one time this weird girl just went around sniffing people (yes, like a dog) and she came up to sniff me?? Really creepy.. and when I asked why, she said she was on "Mission Sniffs-A-Lot."

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Re: Weirdest thing anyone has ever told you
« Reply #12 on: June 19, 2017, 10:20:09 pm »
I've gotten some really lewd comments about fursonas/characters. They weren't even on my pinups or any suggestive art, one of them I remember clearly was just a drawing of my old fursona standing there but she had boob shapes (because you know she is female) and I guess something thought that was sexy???
I also have gotten several comments "correcting" my fursona because she's "supposed to have udders" and I find it extremely weird every time. Who goes up to someone's fursona and yells at them to add something?? Especially something they just want to fetishize. You know maybe I'm a cow because I connect with them and not because I have a milk fetish, that's a possibility lol
It's even funnier because she has boobs which literally serve the same purpose as udders so I'd be even more inaccurate if I added udders
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