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Re: Late night thoughts?
« Reply #660 on: April 27, 2017, 11:07:34 pm »
Why are human babies so useless?? Like baby horses are up and running within 24 hours. Babies can't even sit up for months or walk until they're over a year old. Like how did a species that has such useless young and are super easy food for predators because they're so helpless become #1??
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Re: Late night thoughts?
« Reply #661 on: April 27, 2017, 11:14:13 pm »
Why are human babies so useless?? Like baby horses are up and running within 24 hours. Babies can't even sit up for months or walk until they're over a year old. Like how did a species that has such useless young and are super easy food for predators because they're so helpless become #1??

it's literally only cause of our brains lol. if we weren't smart we'd be bottom of the food chain, forreal.

see like, they need so much development that by the time a human baby would be somewhat self sustaining, it'd be too large to have without killing the mother, let alone the sheer WEIGHT of carrying that thing for up to 2 years.

humans are really crappy in the natural selection department, at least in terms of reproduction. female pelvic bones aren't even the right shape for us to give birth properly. they're arranged in such a way that forces infants to come out in a way that could break their neck, so that's why births are almost 100% assisted by SOMEONE.

and then what do you get for all that trouble? this tiny yelling thing that would totally ruin any element of surprise you'd have in the wild. likewise, they need to eat so often and with such rich milk, that if we lived solely on foraging, they wouldn't be strong enough to make it. that being said, even though there still are foraging communities that exist, they're expansive and still trade goods at posts with the modern world.

ANYWAY that's my mini rant on why babies suck lmao
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Re: Late night thoughts?
« Reply #662 on: April 27, 2017, 11:16:19 pm »
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Re: Late night thoughts?
« Reply #663 on: April 27, 2017, 11:27:28 pm »
Why are human babies so useless?? Like baby horses are up and running within 24 hours. Babies can't even sit up for months or walk until they're over a year old. Like how did a species that has such useless young and are super easy food for predators because they're so helpless become #1??

it's literally only cause of our brains lol. if we weren't smart we'd be bottom of the food chain, forreal.

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You're like the biology queen omg
I didn't know about most of this haha
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Re: Late night thoughts?
« Reply #664 on: April 27, 2017, 11:33:03 pm »
Why are human babies so useless?? Like baby horses are up and running within 24 hours. Babies can't even sit up for months or walk until they're over a year old. Like how did a species that has such useless young and are super easy food for predators because they're so helpless become #1??

it's literally only cause of our brains lol. if we weren't smart we'd be bottom of the food chain, forreal.

see like, they need so much development that by the time a human baby would be somewhat self sustaining, it'd be too large to have without killing the mother, let alone the sheer WEIGHT of carrying that thing for up to 2 years.

humans are really crappy in the natural selection department, at least in terms of reproduction. female pelvic bones aren't even the right shape for us to give birth properly. they're arranged in such a way that forces infants to come out in a way that could break their neck, so that's why births are almost 100% assisted by SOMEONE.

and then what do you get for all that trouble? this tiny yelling thing that would totally ruin any element of surprise you'd have in the wild. likewise, they need to eat so often and with such rich milk, that if we lived solely on foraging, they wouldn't be strong enough to make it. that being said, even though there still are foraging communities that exist, they're expansive and still trade goods at posts with the modern world.

ANYWAY that's my mini rant on why babies suck lmao
Hey!...babies are adorable :V (actually I kinda think their gross but I still want one >u>'') interesting didn't realize how useless babies were till I thought about it :P
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Re: Late night thoughts?
« Reply #665 on: April 29, 2017, 06:35:21 pm »
When america became independent why did it remove the letter u in the words color, favorite, honor, etc and just change a lot of parts in the English language in general and just made a new type of English
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Re: Late night thoughts?
« Reply #666 on: April 29, 2017, 08:15:04 pm »
When america became independent why did it remove the letter u in the words color, favorite, honor, etc and just change a lot of parts in the English language in general and just made a new type of English

Why did British English change SOOO much once america gained independence?
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Re: Late night thoughts?
« Reply #667 on: April 30, 2017, 12:18:47 am »
I have such a massive personality switch between day and night, I'm literally not the same person.
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Re: Late night thoughts?
« Reply #668 on: April 30, 2017, 02:33:52 pm »
Which truth waiting for us in death?
heaven and hell?  Reincarnation? A Haunting life? Sent to next dimension where humans cant see us?
Well i guess this is why we can only go one way(to death), once we know the truth, we cant go back to tell everyone. And everyone got their own time to know the truth. But.. will death people meet each other and acknowledge them?
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Re: Late night thoughts?
« Reply #669 on: April 30, 2017, 08:14:17 pm »
I wonder if there's a magic forum code to make songs play? If there is whoever makes my birthday thread in a few months please do a magic plugin so the song "dancing queen" will play since I'll be 17
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Re: Late night thoughts?
« Reply #670 on: May 01, 2017, 09:47:33 am »
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Re: Late night thoughts?
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Re: Late night thoughts?
« Reply #672 on: May 04, 2017, 04:49:11 am »
Do you think the person who accidentally invented popcorn flipped the fuck out
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Re: Late night thoughts?
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Re: Late night thoughts?
« Reply #674 on: May 08, 2017, 12:29:52 pm »
I just realized the reason why I probably dont like Kipekee is because I don't like myself

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Re: Late night thoughts?
« Reply #675 on: May 08, 2017, 02:59:46 pm »
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Re: Late night thoughts?
« Reply #676 on: May 09, 2017, 11:23:46 pm »
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« Reply #677 on: May 12, 2017, 02:19:07 pm »
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Re: Late night thoughts?
« Reply #678 on: May 12, 2017, 06:56:52 pm »
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