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If animals could speak
« on: January 16, 2016, 11:33:00 am »
If animals could speak what would you say to them  :fox-:P: which animals would you talk to?
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Re: If animals could speak
« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2016, 02:15:38 pm »
Birds, without a doubt :fox-:P: They'd be the ones who see the most and probably have much more things to talk about ^^ Also, I'd love to ask them what it feels like to fly all the time, but then they'd probably ask me how it feels to walk all the time x3 Though first I think I'd need to get around the problem of them flying away every time someone gets close to them >.>
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Re: If animals could speak
« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2016, 02:45:26 pm »
Fish, I would ask them what its like to breath under water all the time xD. And maybe a tiger or cheetah, id ask what its like to run around on four legs all the time (luckys).

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Re: If animals could speak
« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2016, 03:41:51 pm »
I would attempt to explain the difference between a real doorbell, and a TV doorbell
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Re: If animals could speak
« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2016, 04:13:17 pm »
I would attempt to explain the difference between a real doorbell, and a TV doorbell
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My family's dogs bark at doorbells, whether they're from the tv or not.
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Re: If animals could speak
« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2016, 04:22:32 pm »
I would talk to any animal ^_^ I would just talk about whatever they wanted to and explain human things to them
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Re: If animals could speak
« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2016, 04:24:38 pm »
Thought I should add that I'd probably apologize to some animals for what we are doing to their homes and environments. :(
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Re: If animals could speak
« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2016, 04:31:05 pm »
Thought I should add that I'd probably apologize to some animals for what we are doing to their homes and environments. :(
:O omg yes! :'( if I could talk to animals I would help them and become more of an activist. Being able to talk to them would probably help with saving them ^_^
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Re: If animals could speak
« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2016, 04:34:24 pm »
Thought I should add that I'd probably apologize to some animals for what we are doing to their homes and environments. :(
:O omg yes! :'( if I could talk to animals I would help them and become more of an activist. Being able to talk to them would probably help with saving them ^_^
Yeah! It would be a great way to tell them about safe places to go.
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Re: If animals could speak
« Reply #9 on: January 16, 2016, 05:09:35 pm »
Thought I should add that I'd probably apologize to some animals for what we are doing to their homes and environments. :(
:O omg yes! :'( if I could talk to animals I would help them and become more of an activist. Being able to talk to them would probably help with saving them ^_^
Yeah! It would be a great way to tell them about safe places to go.

I would tell dolphins and whales to stay away from people from Sea World ;-;

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Re: If animals could speak
« Reply #10 on: January 16, 2016, 05:12:06 pm »
I've always wanted to know what cats are thinking/plotting so I would love to talk to them. I also think horses would be cool to talk to so would love to talk to them as well
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Re: If animals could speak
« Reply #11 on: January 16, 2016, 06:34:21 pm »
I can just imagine this scenario at my work.
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Re: If animals could speak
« Reply #12 on: January 17, 2016, 01:39:46 am »
I would want to know what they would want to say to me first off. I would also ask dogs to kindly stop peeing on the wall of my house.
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Re: If animals could speak
« Reply #13 on: January 19, 2016, 03:59:41 am »
(oh yea i was gonna post here) I would like to ask my dog about his dreams and ask him about his fav food. Not sure what else. In terms of others animals, I think i would go to the zoo for a casual chat lol
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Re: If animals could speak
« Reply #14 on: January 19, 2016, 05:54:13 am »
I'd talk to my cats and ask them what they're trying to do with their life... also ask them why in the hey like knocking all my stuff over
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Re: If animals could speak
« Reply #15 on: September 23, 2017, 09:48:48 pm »
I wouldn't want my animals to talk
My shih tzu would probably call me a bitch and try to take my lunch money
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Re: If animals could speak
« Reply #16 on: September 23, 2017, 09:58:55 pm »
I'd speak to canines, and birds.
Not sure what they'd have to say about me though
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Re: If animals could speak
« Reply #17 on: September 24, 2017, 10:05:34 am »
I'd just,,, need to make sure my dogs know how much I love them,,
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Re: If animals could speak
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I'd ask the really old tortoises what they had seen in their lifetimes.
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