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Favorite Joke
« on: February 04, 2016, 12:41:26 am »
Why not share your favorite jokes? I'll go first (since it works like that  :fox-:P:) PLEASE KEEP IT PG-13 MAXIMUM!!! IF it ain't clean it's mean

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Re: Favorite Joke
« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2016, 01:48:13 am »
A man walked into a bar.
He fell.
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Re: Favorite Joke
« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2016, 02:20:28 am »
Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?

It runs in your jeans.

Lol get it?
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Re: Favorite Joke
« Reply #3 on: February 04, 2016, 07:00:53 am »
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ho-ho.
Ho ho who?
You need to work on your Santa impression. :fox-;):
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Re: Favorite Joke
« Reply #4 on: February 04, 2016, 07:10:23 am »
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Re: Favorite Joke
« Reply #5 on: February 04, 2016, 07:36:15 am »
Unfortunately all of my favourite jokes are too raunchy or offensive for this forum
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Re: Favorite Joke
« Reply #6 on: February 04, 2016, 07:36:58 am »
Unfortunately all of my favourite jokes are too raunchy or offensive for this forum
Same. Unfortunately.
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Re: Favorite Joke
« Reply #7 on: February 04, 2016, 09:29:38 am »
Two men walk into a bar.
The sit down at the counter.
This first man orders a single drink then heads home.
The second man orders several drinks to forget his troubles, because his life is in shambles.
Wait, that's not funny...
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Re: Favorite Joke
« Reply #8 on: February 04, 2016, 09:43:37 am »
Two men walk into a bar.
The sit down at the counter.
This first man orders a single drink then heads home.
The second man orders several drinks to forget his troubles, because his life is in shambles.
Wait, that's not funny...
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Re: Favorite Joke
« Reply #9 on: February 04, 2016, 12:31:32 pm »
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor Who?
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Re: Favorite Joke
« Reply #10 on: February 04, 2016, 01:03:06 pm »
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor Who?
Silence will fall when the question is asked.
Haha!

Here's one!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
NOT ROSE!!!

I'm sorry... that was too soon...
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Re: Favorite Joke
« Reply #11 on: February 04, 2016, 01:09:13 pm »
Unfortunately all of my favourite jokes are too raunchy or offensive for this forum
Is one of them... my life?
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Re: Favorite Joke
« Reply #12 on: February 04, 2016, 01:38:03 pm »
Here's one!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
NOT ROSE!!!

I'm sorry... that was too soon...
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Re: Favorite Joke
« Reply #13 on: February 04, 2016, 01:40:21 pm »
Unfortunately all of my favourite jokes are too raunchy or offensive for this forum
Is one of them... my life?
no but one of them is a frankie boyle joke and revolves around the accidental consumption of semen and HIV.
so definitely not for this forum.
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Re: Favorite Joke
« Reply #14 on: February 04, 2016, 05:04:51 pm »
Why did Dr. Facilier cross the road?

He had friends on the other side.
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Re: Favorite Joke
« Reply #15 on: February 04, 2016, 07:06:51 pm »
Why did Dr. Facilier cross the road?

He had friends on the other side.
that is so unfunny it's funny.
I love it!
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Re: Favorite Joke
« Reply #16 on: February 04, 2016, 07:08:49 pm »
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To say hello from the other side. :fox-:P:

Meh, I can't think of much other jokes at the moment hahah.
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Re: Favorite Joke
« Reply #17 on: February 04, 2016, 07:22:37 pm »
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To say hello from the other side. :fox-:P:

Meh, I can't think of much other jokes at the moment hahah.
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Re: Favorite Joke
« Reply #18 on: February 04, 2016, 08:16:35 pm »
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Re: Favorite Joke
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