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Re: Favorite Joke
« Reply #20 on: February 04, 2016, 10:31:06 pm »
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Re: Favorite Joke
« Reply #21 on: February 04, 2016, 11:17:45 pm »
      My favorite ones are all word play. They're very comical and most are clean. I honestly don't know if I hage a favorite pun or not. There are a lot that I've used in the past. A lot of puns aren't even set like some of the typical lines are. Puns are often created from ironic situations. A classic one is, "Where does a beaver keeps its money, " with the reply, "In the river bank!" I can also think of some more that are much worse than that one. Personal jokes are definately the best, but are they really jokes? They're too personal to share outside a group.
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Re: Favorite Joke
« Reply #22 on: February 05, 2016, 12:20:54 am »
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Re: Favorite Joke
« Reply #23 on: February 05, 2016, 10:09:21 am »
Any puns.  Ever.

For example.  One year, my friends older brother went trick-or-treating with us on Halloween. He didnt have a costume so he took a garbage book, wore it and wore some fingerless gloves and a wool hat and went as a hobo.  Halfway through the night he was like, man, why did I come trick-or-treating, it's cold! 
So I turn to him and I say..."Because we BAGGED you to come!"  :lol-fox: :lol-fox: :lol-fox: :lol-fox:

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Re: Favorite Joke
« Reply #24 on: February 05, 2016, 11:35:17 am »
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Re: Favorite Joke
« Reply #25 on: June 16, 2017, 11:14:49 am »
Why did the man who walked into a bar say "OW"?

Well, some people propose the bar in question was on fire. Although, the linguistas, Spanish speaking studiers of the English language, suggest that he was trying to express pain through a mouthful of nachos, maybe even "Owl.", but it's not likely that either of these are true, because bars are fireproof and nobody speaks Spanish.

(It's not a Spanish joke. Please don't get offended. You can substitute any group you want. I just told the joke in it's original form.)

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