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Re: cooking!!
« Reply #40 on: December 29, 2008, 01:06:59 am »
christmas cookies! i made a reindeer shaped cookie it came out as a blob



story time:

i have made a living thing...'
tis true i tell you i made a liver.
a few weeks ago me and my friends were on the roof where we eat lunch (more of a platou((cant spell)) but what ever)
and raz brings in sweet and sour chicken

now the chicken comes with a souce that tastes like cough syrup the bad kind not the kids kind.
he makes gilbert drink some .
i try it and spit it back ing the container where it is then poured in to an empty paper bag. needless to say it quickly cousumed the bag. so we moved it to a plastic bag full of cockroaches that we found. this isin the recycle bin that no one ever cleans out.

the next day raz brings more souce in and we pour it in the bag along with other things peices of sandwiches chicken, this goes on for a few days then raz brings in one more cup of souce and we decide its time to triple bag (we had double bagged it two days before) the liver (the liver is the name that we gave to the concoction that was forming due to its liver like aperance). so we use the larger bag the raz had brought this time to bag it then alex .. well he pees in the bag. so now we had to put it in its final resting place, a drain pipe that allready had been blocked by something else (too decayed to tell). so the liver sits the next day it had flipped over and ozzed out the bottem of them bag the liver lives!!!


I never think of making furry cookies.  Something stupidly perverted always come to mind when shaping my food.

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lolpeniscookies?

I always make boob cookies, but anyway... Furry looks so cute! ... And delicious.

i actually made a penis cookie by accident it was supposed to be a milk bone but it turned out looking just like a penis.
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Re: cooking!!
« Reply #41 on: December 29, 2008, 01:22:42 pm »
I wanted to send my boyfriend some boob cookies, but it turns out the military has rules against that >.>
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Re: cooking!!
« Reply #42 on: September 11, 2015, 12:25:29 am »
I thought I would bring up this topic that seemed to get left behind a Long TIME AGO.
This recipe is for an easy make Chocolate Milkshake
What you will need:
Blender
Measuring Cup
Time to do so

How to make
Put 2 cups of milk in blender
Put 3/4 Cup of sugar in blender
Put 4-5 Drops of Pure Vanilla in blender
Put 14-15 ice cubes in blender
Put small spoon of Choco powder in blender
Blend for about 15-20 Seconds
Pour and Enjoy
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Re: cooking!!
« Reply #43 on: September 15, 2015, 01:23:27 am »
My cooking knowledge begins and ends with knowing how to not burn a grilled cheese sandwich.
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Re: cooking!!
« Reply #44 on: September 15, 2015, 02:29:00 am »
Up until my senior year I had every intention of being a chef, and as such took every cooking class I could. I had internships at the best restaurant in town for a year, worked in what we call "camel cafe" which is just a class, that makes and sells food to the school. So I can say I am a pretty good cook, specialties are Spaghetti, Smoothies, and Steak(including my favorite flambe steak recipe).

Dang it, lost it right now, I will post once I find it again, it is buried in other recipes and papers.

Couldn't find it sadly
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Re: cooking!!
« Reply #45 on: September 15, 2015, 11:14:36 am »
I'm a decent cook, but not the best.
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Re: cooking!!
« Reply #46 on: September 15, 2015, 03:42:57 pm »
I like cooking, I'm not the best cook but if I have a recipe to follow then I'm usually ok. I prefer baking though and am pretty good at that
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Re: cooking!!
« Reply #47 on: September 15, 2015, 03:49:54 pm »
I'm a pretty good cook but I'm a  picky eater so I only make certain dishes. I do a lot of baking too and do pretty detailed decorations and stuff which I think is a lot of fun and I've gotten pretty good at.
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Re: cooking!!
« Reply #48 on: September 15, 2015, 05:23:36 pm »
I love cooking. Especially things like cakes, brownies, cookies etc. Baked goods are the best to make.

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Re: cooking!!
« Reply #49 on: October 12, 2015, 06:29:12 am »
I can cook bacon, pancakes, potato salad, mac&cheese, grilled cheese, sandwiches, sausages, steaks, pasta, lemonade and a whole load of other things.
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Re: cooking!!
« Reply #50 on: December 24, 2015, 03:12:03 pm »
i can cook sugary things hah
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Re: cooking!!
« Reply #51 on: December 24, 2015, 04:25:06 pm »
I can't cook. I'm seriously terrible at cooking.
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Re: cooking!!
« Reply #52 on: December 24, 2015, 04:26:45 pm »
I'm better at baking but I can cook some things. I really enjoy both!
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Re: cooking!!
« Reply #53 on: December 27, 2015, 07:41:48 pm »
Ooh I love cooking! I mostly bake vegan stuff, but I cook some meals every once in a while.
I do know quite a few recipes off the top of my head, so here's an easy one for oatmeal banana cookies (they taste a lot better than they sound)

You will need:
2 very ripe bananas
~1 1/2 cups of oats
Anything else you want to add in (craisins, chocolate chips, get creative!)

1)Preheat teh oven to 350°F (or 176°C)
2)Put all of the ingrediants into a bowl
3)Stir em up/squish em together
4)Scoop onto cookie sheet
5)Put it in the oven for 15 minutes
6)Let em cool
7)bam

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Re: cooking!!
« Reply #54 on: December 28, 2015, 01:28:53 am »
Ooh I love cooking! I mostly bake vegan stuff, but I cook some meals every once in a while.
I do know quite a few recipes off the top of my head, so here's an easy one for oatmeal banana cookies (they taste a lot better than they sound)

You will need:
2 very ripe bananas
~1 1/2 cups of oats
Anything else you want to add in (craisins, chocolate chips, get creative!)

1)Preheat teh oven to 350°F (or 176°C)
2)Put all of the ingrediants into a bowl
3)Stir em up/squish em together
4)Scoop onto cookie sheet
5)Put it in the oven for 15 minutes
6)Let em cool
7)bam
Sounds nice ^^
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Re: cooking!!
« Reply #55 on: November 03, 2016, 08:23:17 pm »
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I make deh very crappy food
noodles
meals with rice
frying food like sausages vegetables
boiled potatos and spinach
random stuff throw it in the oven
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Re: cooking!!
« Reply #56 on: November 03, 2016, 10:28:29 pm »
I've only cooked once and it was spaghetti. I much prefer baking over cooking! I love to eat sweet stuff so naturally I'd make lots of things like cakes and cookies and brownies. And since no one has ever said anything bad about the things I've made (mostly cause I follow recipes) I can be pretty sure I'm not bad at baking.
I should get into cooking, though. There are lots of good things that I could make.
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Re: cooking!!
« Reply #57 on: November 14, 2016, 08:04:04 am »
I can cook scrambled eggs...

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Re: cooking!!
« Reply #58 on: June 11, 2017, 10:29:46 pm »
My personal favorite is Chelow Kabeb:

Amount of ground meat
One liquefied medium sized onion for each pound of meat
About 3-4 tablespoons of salt per pound of meat
1-2 pinches of tumeric (optional)

Mix all ingredients in large bowl until they can't be separated (best to use your hands). Place large handful of meat on kabeb skewer. Grill skewer of meat to adequate level of cooking. Slip meat off of skewer using fork. Repeat.

Serve with rice, sumak, and yogurt. That's how I fix it, but it's a Persian dish that is mainly just meat served with rice.
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Re: cooking!!
« Reply #59 on: June 11, 2017, 11:18:28 pm »
I can bake, but not use the stove very well...
My favorite meal is making caramel suckers, cause there the only things i can make on the stove XD
You just cook sugar.
thats literally it.
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